MaSHed SwEde

EXCLUSIVE!

JIZZITA REVEALS ALL!

 

Cllr Rob, he took me to Paris...

 

Cllr Rob, he took me to paradise...

 

Cllr Rob, he took me to the gents' toilets...

 

Cllr Rob, he split my kebab...

 

And I gobbled up his juicy meat...

COMING SOON...

ALL THE SECRETS -

"...he just loved the taste of my prawn poori! He devoured it!!!!"

"...and they were the smallest bhajis I've ever put in my mouth! And a bit salty for my liking!!"

"He drenched my papadoms with his creamy raita!"

TALES OF TORRID NIGHTS -

"...my aloo gobhi was never the same after he'd had his wicked way! He made me do it his way! It felt wrong. I feel so ashamed that I let him do that... ...it hurt me!"

ONLY AT

MASHED SWEDE!!